Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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