Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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