That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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