woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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