I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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