where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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