Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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