doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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