There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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