Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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