Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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