shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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