her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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