i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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