i just google imaged poop.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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