After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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