Will you blow on my dice?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Randomize
