is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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