AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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