Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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