love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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