I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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