Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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