Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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