too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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