He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
