How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
my poor anus
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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