You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
did i walk over a car last night?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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