you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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