What a fucking waste of an outfit
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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