I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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