I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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