someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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