I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He kissed a someone with a penis
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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