I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
