I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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