$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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