He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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