weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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