He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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