I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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