Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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