Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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