I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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