$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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