My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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