i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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