I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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