barbara walters just said penis...
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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