just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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