I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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