sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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