Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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