I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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