How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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