I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
